Utah, MJP —
The Beehive State, is known for its stunning red rock landscapes, beautiful mountains, and friendly communities. But behind the picturesque national parks and family-friendly vibes, Utah has some quirky laws that add a touch of humor to life here.
So grab a fry sauce (Utah’s favorite condiment) and join me as we explore 12 strange laws you’ll only find in Utah.
No Causing a “Catastrophe”
In Utah, it’s illegal to cause a “catastrophe,” which includes flooding, explosions, or serious fires. While it may seem obvious, Utah takes avoiding disasters so seriously they’ve made it a law!
It’s Illegal to Fish from Horseback
If you’re planning a fishing trip, leave the horse at home. Utah law prohibits fishing while on horseback, so keep your angling adventures on the shore.
No Throwing Snowballs Without Permission in Provo
Provo has a law that makes it illegal to throw snowballs without the permission of the person you’re aiming at. Keep those snowball fights friendly and consensual in the Beehive State!
Birds Have the Right of Way on Highways
In Utah, birds have the right of way on all highways, meaning drivers are required to yield to them. So if a bird decides to take a break on the road, you’ll just have to wait it out.
It’s Illegal Not to Drink Milk
There’s a quirky, old law on the books that requires Utah residents to drink milk. While not enforced, it’s a reminder of Utah’s emphasis on wholesome, family-friendly living.
No Causing “Willful or Wanton” Injury to a Worm
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Utah law protects worms from deliberate harm, making it illegal to cause “willful or wanton” injury to them. So treat those wiggly friends kindly while gardening or fishing!
Women May Not Swear in Logan
An old law in Logan prohibits women from swearing. Though unenforced, it’s a funny reminder of days gone by when manners were a top priority.
It’s Against the Law to Sell “Filled Milk”
Utah law bans the sale of “filled milk”—milk that’s been reconstituted with fats or oils other than dairy. This rule keeps Utah’s milk pure and wholesome.
Alcohol Laws are Extremely Strict
Utah has some of the strictest alcohol laws in the U.S. Bars must operate as “private clubs” for members, and all drinks must be ordered through a waiter—no ordering directly at the bar.
No Marrying Your Cousin (Unless You’re Over 65)
In Utah, you can’t marry your cousin unless you’re both over 65—or over 55 if one of you is infertile. This unique exception caters to senior romance.
It’s Illegal to Engage in “Retail Theft” While Wearing a Mask
Utah law makes it illegal to commit retail theft while wearing a mask that conceals your identity. It’s an anti-theft measure with a clear warning for would-be robbers.
Keep Your Donkey Off the Bathtub
An old law prohibits keeping a donkey in a bathtub. This one probably dates back to rural days when folks kept their animals close, but now it’s a humorous reminder of a different time.
And there you have it—a dozen of Utah’s quirkiest laws that add a unique twist to life in the Beehive State. Whether they’re funny relics of the past or rules still in effect, these laws capture Utah’s character and commitment to order.
So the next time you’re hiking the canyons or skiing the slopes, keep these unusual statutes in mind—they just might make your Utah adventure even more memorable!
