True Texan Test: 18 Signs You Fully Embrace Your Texas Roots

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In Texas, bigger is better, and the state pride runs as deep as the BBQ sauce on your brisket. Whether you’re defending your favorite BBQ joint or bragging about how you’ve seen more seasons in a day than most people see in a year, being a Texan comes with its own set of traditions, quirks, and, of course, cowboy boots.

Let’s see how many of these 18 signs prove you’re living the true Texas life!

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You’ve defended Whataburger like it’s a family member

It’s not just fast food; it’s a Texas institution, and nothing compares to a late-night Whataburger run.

You can spot a fake cowboy from a mile away

Just because someone owns a hat doesn’t make them a cowboy, and you’ve got the real deal down to a science.

You’ve survived Texas weather that changes in the blink of an eye

It’s freezing at 7 a.m., sweltering by noon, and a random thunderstorm rolls in by dinner.

You’ve been asked if you ride a horse to school or work

You laugh it off, but deep down, you know some people actually do.

You’ve had an intense argument about the best BBQ spot

Franklin, Snow’s, or Pecan Lodge? You’ve got your favorite, and you’ll die on that hill.

You’ve worn cowboy boots to a wedding

And why not? In Texas, boots are formal wear, and they look good with just about anything.

You know “y’all” is the only proper way to address a group

It’s efficient, it’s friendly, and no one says “you all” here without getting a side-eye.

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You’ve given directions that involve highways with numbers and confusing loops

“Take the 610 Loop to I-45 then hop on 290…” is normal, and if they don’t get it, good luck.

You’ve waited for a cold front to bring temperatures below 90°F

Anything under 90 in the summer feels like winter, and you’re ready to bust out the sweaters when it happens.

You’ve tailgated at a Cowboys or Longhorns game like it’s a national holiday

Football is religion in Texas, and the tailgate party is just as important as the game.

You’ve eaten brisket for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

There’s no such thing as too much BBQ, and brisket is practically its own food group.

You’ve got at least one piece of clothing with the Texas flag on it

Whether it’s a T-shirt, belt buckle, or even socks, you’ve got the Lone Star State proudly displayed.

You’ve been caught in a traffic jam in the middle of nowhere

It doesn’t matter if you’re in Dallas or the middle of West Texas, traffic just happens here.

You’ve survived a summer where it was too hot to go outside

Triple digits are no joke, but you’ve learned to embrace air conditioning as your best friend.

You’ve corrected someone on the pronunciation of “Bexar” or “Refugio”

And you’ve probably smiled when they struggled with “Guadalupe” or “Pedernales.”

You know that Texas has five different regions and each one feels like its own country

Hill Country, East Texas, the Panhandle—each part of Texas is like a state of its own.

You’ve had Blue Bell ice cream and claimed it’s the best in the world

There’s just something special about Blue Bell, and it’s practically a rite of passage to love it.

You’ve experienced a West Texas sunset and told everyone about it

There’s nothing like those wide-open skies, and you’ve got at least one photo to prove it.

If you’re nodding along, congratulations—you’re a true Texan! From your deep love of BBQ to your unmatched weather survival skills, you’ve embraced everything that makes the Lone Star State big, bold, and proud. So throw on your boots, grab some brisket, and enjoy the good life in the greatest state there is—Texas!