MJP –
Naming a baby is one of the biggest decisions parents make. It’s your chance to be creative, make a statement, and choose something unique.
But hold on – before you go naming your kid Majesty Messiah King III (yes, people have tried), there are rules in Utah, California, and Nevada that say, “Nope, you can’t do that!”
Here’s a list of banned baby names that you definitely don’t want to get attached to:
- Santa Claus – Sorry, no one’s going to believe your kid delivers presents to every child on Earth in one night.
- King/Queen – We get it, your child is royalty in your heart, but no kingdom for them on paper.
- Jesus Christ – Nope, this one’s off-limits. Apparently, naming your kid after the most famous person in history is frowned upon.
- Majesty – You may think your child deserves to be called “Your Majesty,” but the government says no thrones allowed.
- Adolf Hitler – Do we even need to explain this one? Just don’t.
- III – Numbers in names? No go. Apparently, it’s not just confusing, but the computers in government offices can’t even handle it.
- @ – Naming your child “@” might seem like a cute nod to your digital life, but apparently, the government doesn’t think your kid should sound like an email address!
Why Are These Names Banned?
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So why does the government care about what you name your baby? Let’s break it down:
- Computer Systems Can’t Handle It: Numbers and symbols mess up official records. If your baby’s name doesn’t work on a keyboard, it won’t work on their birth certificate.
- It’s for the Kid’s Own Good: No one wants to go through life explaining why their name is “King Supreme Leader” or “Adolf Hitler.” The goal is to prevent children from facing embarrassment, harassment, or worse.
- No Defamation, Please: Trying to name your kid something offensive or defamatory? Expect that name to get rejected faster than you can say “JonSmithIsAMurderer.”
Final Thoughts: Simple
Naming your child should be fun, but it shouldn’t make their life a bureaucratic nightmare. Stick to something creative but legal, and maybe save “Santa Claus” as a fun nickname. Happy naming!
Juniper Calloway is a dedicated journalist with 3 years of experience in covering hard-hitting stories. Known for her commitment to delivering timely and accurate updates, she currently works with MikeandJon Podcast, where she focuses on reporting critical topics such as crime, local news, and national developments across the United States. Her ability to break down complex issues and keep audiences informed has established her as a trusted voice in journalism.
