Are You a True Mississippian? 18 Tell-Tale Signs to Discover

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Mississippi isn’t just a place—it’s a state of mind. Between the rolling river, legendary blues music, and enough sweet tea to keep you buzzing, being a true Mississippian comes with its own set of unique habits and quirks.

So, how do you know if you’re really from the Magnolia State? Let’s see if these 18 signs ring true!

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You’ve perfected the art of sitting on a porch

Whether it’s watching the sunset or chatting with neighbors, the front porch is your throne.

You’ve given directions based on a church or a Dollar General

If there isn’t a church, a Dollar General, or a pecan tree involved, can you even give proper Mississippi directions?

You drink sweet tea that could double as syrup

If it doesn’t have enough sugar to make your spoon stand up, it’s not sweet tea.

You’ve been to at least one catfish fry

And you know the only proper way to eat catfish is fried to crispy perfection.

You’ve experienced every season in one day

Mississippi weather has a personality disorder: cold in the morning, blazing by lunch, and maybe a surprise thunderstorm for dinner.

You’ve been asked if you know how to spell Mississippi

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And you proudly recite, “M-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-crooked letter-crooked letter-I-humpback-humpback-I” with zero hesitation.

You know football is practically a religion

Whether you shout “Hail State!” or “Hotty Toddy!” college football isn’t just a game, it’s a way of life.

You can fry anything—and have

Pickles, okra, green tomatoes, Oreos—you’ve fried it all, and it’s all delicious.

You’ve driven for hours without leaving the state

Mississippi may seem small on a map, but those country roads can stretch for days.

You know “y’all” is both singular and plural

It’s a flexible, magical word that can cover one person or an entire family reunion.

You’ve been to a backyard BBQ that turned into a neighborhood event

Because down here, hospitality means there’s always room for one more plate.

You’ve eaten at least one meal that involved biscuits

And they weren’t just any biscuits; they were homemade, fluffy clouds of buttery goodness.

You know how to spot a “sneaky” pothole from a mile away

Mississippi roads are full of hidden traps, but you’ve developed a sixth sense for dodging them.

You’ve been asked if you know about the blues

Not only do you know about the blues, but you’ve probably visited the Delta and felt the music in your soul.

You’ve been to a crawfish boil and stayed until the very last one was gone

It’s a slow, messy, but necessary part of life in Mississippi.

You’ve used “bless your heart” in at least three different ways

Whether it’s genuine sympathy, a polite insult, or a mix of both, this phrase is your secret weapon.

You’ve experienced humidity that makes you question your life choices

The air is so thick, you could swim through it, but you just call it “summer.”

You have a favorite blues artist—and it’s not up for debate

Whether it’s B.B. King, Robert Johnson, or Muddy Waters, you’re ready to argue why they’re the best.

If you found yourself nodding along, congrats—you’re a true Mississippian! From front-porch sittin’ to football cheerin’, you’ve fully embraced everything that makes life in Mississippi sweet (and sometimes a little spicy). So grab some sweet tea, fry up something delicious, and enjoy life in the Magnolia State—where everything moves a little slower, but the heart is as big as the river.