Washington, MJP —
The Evergreen State is famous for its misty mountains, lush forests, coffee culture, and tech innovation.
But behind the vibrant cities and natural beauty, Washington’s law books hide some quirky rules that add a dash of humor to life in the Pacific Northwest. So grab a cup of coffee and join me as we explore 12 strange laws you’ll only find in Washington.
It’s Illegal to Harass Bigfoot
In Skamania County, Washington, harassing Bigfoot is against the law. If you’re lucky enough to spot Sasquatch, better keep your distance—he’s a protected “species” here!
You Can’t Buy Meat on Sundays in Seattle (in the Past)
An old law in Seattle once banned the sale of meat on Sundays. Though not enforced today, it’s a quirky reminder of the state’s old “blue laws.”
No Buying Lollipops (in Certain Areas)
Washington once had an odd ban on selling lollipops, fearing they could lead to dental issues. While the law is no longer active, it’s a sweet example of health-focused legislation from the past.
It’s Illegal to Display Hypnotized People in Store Windows
In Washington, you can’t display a hypnotized person in a storefront window. The rule likely aims to keep storefronts professional and prevent folks from using hypnosis as a spectacle.
X-rays for Shoe Fittings Were Once Banned
Decades ago, Washington banned the use of X-rays to fit shoes, a law intended to protect feet from unnecessary radiation. Talk about dedication to health and safety!
It’s Illegal to Attach a Vending Machine to a Utility Pole
In Washington, attaching a vending machine to a utility pole could lead to a fine. If you’re looking to install a vending machine, find a spot that isn’t already taken by power lines.
You Can’t Ride an Ugly Horse in Seattle
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This old Seattle ordinance made it illegal to bring an “ugly” horse into the city. While certainly subjective and likely unenforced, it’s a funny reminder of Seattle’s early aesthetic standards.
No Throwing Rice at Weddings in Spokane
In Spokane, it’s illegal to throw rice at weddings to protect birds from accidentally ingesting it. So if you’re attending a wedding, maybe go with bubbles or biodegradable confetti instead.
Fishing While Sitting on a Camel is Not Allowed
Washington law prohibits fishing while sitting on a camel—though finding a camel here would be a challenge, it’s a law that sticks around for laughs.
It’s Illegal to Ride a Bike Without Hands in Enumclaw
If you’re biking through Enumclaw, keep at least one hand on the handlebars. This law is all about keeping cyclists safe, with no hands-free tricks allowed!
Men May Not Walk Around in Public With the Wrong Wife
An old law states that a man could be fined for being seen in public with a woman who isn’t his wife and claiming otherwise. It’s an unusual throwback to Washington’s old-fashioned days.
You Can’t Swim and Fish at the Same Time in State Parks
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In Washington state parks, it’s illegal to fish and swim simultaneously. This keeps swimmers and fishers from crossing lines—literally.
And there you have it—a dozen of Washington’s quirkiest laws that add a touch of character to the Evergreen State. Whether they’re relics of the past or unique local regulations, these statutes highlight Washington’s blend of natural beauty and unconventional charm.
So the next time you’re sipping coffee in Seattle or hiking the Cascades, keep these unusual laws in mind—they might just add a little extra story to your Washington adventure!
