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Texas is the Lone Star State, where everything’s bigger, louder, and bolder. If you’ve ever thought about moving to this land of BBQ, cowboy hats, and state pride the size of the Gulf of Mexico, you might want to think twice.
Here are 12 reasons why Texas might not be the place for you—unless you’re ready for cowboy culture, unpredictable weather, and a love of the word “y’all.”
The summers are lava
Texas heat isn’t just hot; it’s “walking on the surface of the sun” hot. If you’re not a fan of sweating through your clothes in mere seconds, Texas summers will humble you quickly.
Everything’s bigger, including the bugs
Texas bugs are the size of small pets. Mosquitoes, fire ants, and flying cockroaches will make you question why you ever set foot in the South.
State pride is a serious commitment
Texans love Texas more than you love anything. If you can’t handle constant reminders of how everything’s better here, you might feel a bit left out.
Traffic in the big cities is a test of patience
From Austin to Dallas to Houston, Texas traffic could test even a saint. If you want to go anywhere during rush hour, pack snacks—it’s going to be a while.
The cowboy culture is alive and well
You’ll see cowboy boots, hats, and belt buckles everywhere. If you can’t get behind some “yee-haw” vibes, you might feel like a fish out of water.
Tornado season is no joke
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In Texas, tornado warnings are as common as the changing seasons. If you’re not prepared for sirens and storm shelters, you’re in for a wild ride.
The BBQ will ruin all other food for you
Texas BBQ is so good that it’ll spoil you for life. The brisket here is practically a religious experience, and no other BBQ will ever come close.
You’ll need a big ol’ truck
Everything’s far apart, and Texans love their trucks. If you’re a compact car fan, good luck navigating the sprawling highways and miles of countryside.
Football is a religion
High school, college, pro—it doesn’t matter, Texans are fanatical about football. Friday nights are sacred, and you’ll need to pick a team or prepare to be forever neutral in a state of die-hards.
The weather is unpredictable
Texas is one of the few places where you might experience all four seasons in a day. If you’re not up for keeping an umbrella, a jacket, and sunscreen in your car at all times, this might not be for you.
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Guns are everywhere
Texans take their right to bear arms seriously. If you’re not comfortable with the culture of open carry, this might come as a bit of a culture shock.
“Y’all” is the only acceptable plural pronoun
Forget “you guys” or “youse.” In Texas, it’s y’all or nothing, and you’ll get funny looks until you join the ranks.
So, if you’re still itching to join the Lone Star State, just remember, Texas is a place where cowboy boots, brisket, and big dreams come in equal measure. But if you can handle the heat, the state pride, and the “y’alls,” you just might find yourself embracing life Texas-style. Yee-haw!
