14 California Myths That Irritate Locals: What You Need to Know

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Ah, California—the Golden State, where the sun shines, the stars glitter, and the myths are as vast as our traffic jams. From the redwoods to Rodeo Drive, people think they’ve got us all figured out, but we’ve got news for them: we’re more than just movie stars and beaches.

So, grab your surfboard and your reusable shopping bag, and let’s bust 14 myths about California that drive locals crazier than a parking spot in San Francisco!

Myth 1: Everyone in California Is a Movie Star

Sure, because nothing says “Hollywood elite” like sitting in traffic on the 405 or waiting in line at the DMV.

While we do have a few celebs wandering around, most of us are just regular folks who wouldn’t mind a little more screen time—like the kind that lets us binge-watch Netflix in peace.

Myth 2: It’s Always 75 Degrees and Sunny

Yes, Southern California enjoys some pretty amazing weather, but step outside in San Francisco in July, and you’ll find yourself wrapped in fog and a hoodie.

We’ve got deserts, mountains, and cities that see more rain than you’d think. So, no, we’re not all living in a perpetual beach vacation.

Myth 3: Californians Only Eat Kale and Avocados

While we do love a good avocado toast, our diet is as diverse as our population. Tacos, sushi, barbecue, and yes, the occasional double cheeseburger—our taste buds like variety. Kale? Only when we’re feeling fancy.

Myth 4: Everyone Surfs in California

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Not everyone here knows how to hang ten. Some of us haven’t even touched the ocean in months—shocking, we know! With traffic and the sheer amount of work we’ve got, we’re more likely to ride the Wi-Fi than a wave.

Myth 5: California Is Just LA and San Francisco

Look, LA and SF are great, but California’s got a whole lot more going on. From the vineyards of Napa to the forests of Humboldt, the desert of Joshua Tree to the beaches of San Diego, we’ve got more variety than a Hollywood movie marathon.

Myth 6: Everyone in California Is Laid-Back

If by laid-back, you mean sitting in a two-hour commute, then sure. But in reality, we’re hustling just like everyone else—whether it’s in Silicon Valley’s tech world, Hollywood’s film sets, or just trying to find affordable rent. Chill? Maybe on weekends.

Myth 7: All Californians Are Super Liberal

California may be known for its progressive politics, but we’ve got folks from all sides of the political spectrum. From the Bay Area to the more conservative Central Valley, there’s a mix of views that keeps things… lively.

Myth 8: California Is Earthquake Central

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Yes, we do live on some fault lines, but earthquakes aren’t a daily event. In fact, most of us are more concerned about wildfires and droughts than the occasional tremor. Plus, we like to think of it as Mother Nature reminding us to stay grounded—literally.

Myth 9: Everyone Here Is Into Yoga and Meditation

While you will find your fair share of yogis and wellness retreats, not every Californian is out there doing downward dog at sunrise. Some of us prefer to binge-watch TV with a bag of chips, which is its own kind of meditation, if you think about it.

Myth 10: Traffic Is Just a “Minor Inconvenience”

Oh, you sweet summer child. Traffic is a lifestyle here. Whether it’s LA’s infamous gridlock or the Bay Area’s unpredictable mess, driving in California can feel like you’re training for the Indy 500—just a lot slower.

Myth 11: California Is Too Expensive for Normal People

Okay, so California’s cost of living isn’t exactly cheap. But people here make it work, whether it’s by having roommates, living in smaller towns, or being really, really good at budgeting. Plus, all that sunshine is free!

Myth 12: Everyone in California Is an Environmentalist

We do love our nature, but not everyone is out here hugging trees and driving electric cars. Some of us still roll up to the drive-thru in a gas guzzler—just don’t tell anyone, okay?

Myth 13: Californians Are All About Silicon Valley

Yes, tech is huge, but not everyone here is coding an app or founding a startup. We’ve got industries as diverse as agriculture, entertainment, tourism, and yes, even regular 9-to-5 jobs that don’t involve IPOs or venture capital.

Myth 14: California Is One Big Beach Party

Beaches? Sure, we’ve got some of the best. But unless you’re in a Beach Boys song, you’re probably spending more time at work, in traffic, or hiking in the mountains than dancing on the sand. But hey, when we do hit the beach, it’s as fun as you’d imagine!

So, there you have it—14 myths about California, busted faster than a celebrity relationship. We’re more than just Hollywood glamour and surfboards, and we’ve got enough variety in our state to keep even the biggest skeptic busy. So come on out—just don’t be surprised if you end up stuck in traffic on your way to that avocado toast.