Wisconsin (MJP) —
The Dairy State is known for its rolling farmland, cheese curds, and die-hard Packer fans. But behind the cows, breweries, and tundra, Wisconsin’s law books hold some quirky rules that add a bit of fun to life here in America’s Dairyland.
So grab a brat and a brew, and join me as we explore 12 strange laws you’ll only find in Wisconsin.
It’s Illegal to Serve Apple Pie Without Cheese
An old Wisconsin law states that apple pie cannot be served without a slice of cheese on the side. This is a nod to the state’s cheese pride, though it’s more of a tradition than a rule enforced by law.
You Can’t Make Butter Substitutes in Restaurants
Wisconsin has a strict law against serving margarine as a butter substitute in restaurants unless the customer specifically requests it. The state’s commitment to real dairy is strong!
It’s Against the Law to Kiss on a Train
In Wisconsin, kissing on a train is technically illegal. This unusual law may be outdated, but if you’re riding the rails, keep the PDA to a minimum!
Unattended Cheese Curd Sales Are Not Allowed
In some parts of Wisconsin, selling cheese curds at an unattended roadside stand could land you in trouble. Cheese deserves the respect of a fully attended stand!
You Can’t Serve a Prisoner Raw or Cooked Meat for Breakfast
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Wisconsin law prohibits serving raw or cooked meat as the first meal to prisoners, ensuring that breakfast is vegetarian and probably a bit healthier.
It’s Illegal to Drink in a Bar Unless You’re Served by a Bartender
In Wisconsin, patrons are only allowed to drink if a bartender serves them. This keeps the bar experience authentic and supervised.
Shooting Animals From a Moving Vehicle is Allowed—If It’s a Whale
While it’s illegal to shoot animals from a moving vehicle in Wisconsin, there’s an amusing exception: whales. Given the lack of whales in Wisconsin, this law remains more humorous than practical.
Livestock Have the Right of Way on Public Roads
In Wisconsin, livestock legally have the right of way on public roads, so if you encounter a cow crossing, be prepared to wait it out respectfully.
Don’t Make Faces at Dogs in Sun Prairie
It’s illegal to make faces at a dog in Sun Prairie. Whether to protect pets or prevent misunderstandings, this law is a funny reminder to respect our four-legged friends.
It’s Illegal to Camp in a Cheese Factory
Camping in or around a cheese factory is prohibited in Wisconsin. So if you’re a cheese enthusiast, stick to visiting during the day!
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No Cutting Women’s Hair Without a License
In Wisconsin, it’s against the law to cut a woman’s hair unless you’re a licensed barber or stylist. Haircuts here are a professional matter.
Adultery is Still Technically a Crime
Adultery is classified as a Class I felony in Wisconsin. Though rarely enforced, it’s a throwback to a more conservative era in the state’s history.
And there you have it—a dozen of Wisconsin’s quirkiest laws that add a bit of charm and character to life in the Dairy State. Whether they’re rules meant to protect livestock or ensure respect for the state’s dairy heritage, these laws reflect Wisconsin’s unique blend of tradition and humor.
So the next time you’re cheering on the Packers or sampling cheese at a farmer’s market, keep these unusual laws in mind—they might just make your Wisconsin experience even more memorable!
