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Michigan, where the Great Lakes are massive, the winters are relentless, and locals use their hand as a map. If you’re thinking of heading to the Mitten State, maybe take a second to consider what you’re really signing up for.
Here are 12 reasons why Michigan might not be for you—unless you’re ready for lake effect snow, die-hard sports fans, and an obsession with “up north.”
Winter is a six-month affair
Michigan winters are no joke, with icy roads, frigid temperatures, and snowdrifts that seem to have no end. If you’re not into shoveling snow until April, Michigan’s cold shoulder might be a bit much.
The “lake effect” snow will humble you
Living near the Great Lakes means sudden, massive snow dumps that can add a foot or more overnight. If you thought you knew winter, Michigan will set you straight.
You’ll use your hand as a map constantly
Michiganders love to hold up their hand to show where they live. If you’re not into geography lessons, get used to it—you’ll be pointing out locations on your “hand map” in no time.
“Up North” is a destination, not a direction
Michigan natives have a near-religious devotion to going “up north” every summer. If you’re not into cabin life, bonfires, and endless pine forests, you’ll find yourself missing out on the state’s favorite weekend getaway.
You’ll develop a passionate love/hate relationship with the Lions
Michigan football fans are die-hard loyal to the Detroit Lions, despite the team’s history of heartbreak. If you’re not prepared for emotional rollercoasters, Sundays might be rough.
Fudge and cherries are state treasures
Mackinac Island fudge and Traverse City cherries are practically sacred here. If you’re not a fan of rich sweets or fruit in everything, brace yourself.
Boating is practically a requirement
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With the Great Lakes and countless inland lakes, you’ll either own a boat or know someone who does. If you’re not into boating, you’ll find yourself constantly landlocked while everyone else is out on the water.
“Pop” is what you call soda here
Michiganders call it “pop,” and they’ll defend it fiercely. If you ask for “soda,” prepare for some funny looks.
Orange barrels are the real state flower
Construction season is just as relentless as winter, with orange barrels popping up on every road come spring. If you’re not a fan of detours, Michigan’s “second season” will test your patience.
Pasties are life up north
The Upper Peninsula is all about pasties (meat-filled pastries), and they’re as beloved as pizza. If you’re not up for trying one, you might miss out on a hearty Michigan tradition.
Michigan pride is intense
Michiganders are proud of their state and are more than ready to defend it against anyone who tries to say otherwise. If you’re not prepared to join in on the Michigan pride, you might find yourself on the outside looking in.
Lake Michigan beaches will spoil you
Michigan’s beaches rival those on the coast, with soft sand and crystal-clear water. Just be warned—after a summer at Lake Michigan, no other beach will ever compare.
So, if you’re still set on making Michigan your home, remember it’s a place where winter is serious, lake life is essential, and state pride runs deep. But if you can handle the snow, the “pop,” and the love for all things “up north,” you might just find yourself falling for Michigan—hand map and all.
